THE SCHOOL DAY JUST GOT INTERESTINGTHE CHALK-THROWING ARCADE GAME / VOL. 01
READY PLAYER ONE
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A teacher armed with chalk faces three angry green apples in a richly illustrated school hallway
A SCHOOL ARCADE ORIGINAL

SOUR APPLES

Class is in session.

The apples have gone bad. Grab your chalk.
Give them a lesson they won’t forget.

or press ENTER
BAD APPLES.
GOOD AIM.
01 CLASSROOM02 HALLWAY03 LIBRARY
ALL PLAY. NO HOMEWORK.

Outrun the bad apples.

WASD / arrows · Tap a square. Hold to run.

A little chalk goes a long way.

Press SPACE. Bank shots score more.

Clear the halls. Class dismissed.

Beat the apples. Ring the bell. Find the exit.

3 LEVELS. 3 LIVES. ONE VERY LONG SCHOOL DAY.

Make a little trouble.

W A S Dor arrows · Tap a square; hold to run
SPACEThrow chalk · Hold to repeat
ESCPause / resume
RRestart this level

Your chalk follows the direction you’re facing. Low angled boards at corridor turns bounce chalk around the corner. You and the apples can walk over them. A faint dotted line previews the bounce. Normal chalk can bounce twice.

BlackboardPredictable bank shotsBOUNCE
Metal lockerBounces & adds speedBOOST
Brick, desks & shelvesChalk breaks on impactBREAK
Bulletin boardAbsorbs your chalkSTOP
DIRECT 100BANK SHOT 200DOUBLE BANK 400

Top of the class.

Finish a run to earn your place on the board.

Next period?